Friday, 20 May 2011 // 5:00 - 5:45 pm // World’s Largest Gift Shop
“Don’t flatter yourself, dear. Your shirt size isn’t that small.”
“I wish I was rich.”
“They never have my name!”
“Do you think this makes me look hip?”
“$9? Man, I don’t need this that much for $9.”
“Honey, don’t look at that!”
“Don’t bring the kids here. They’ll be asking me, ‘Grandpa, buy me this. Buy me that’.”
“I always lie and say I’m from Chicago because at least then people actually know where it’s at.”
“Does this make my nose look big?”